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This site will tell you everything you need to know about Polly, the goblin party candidate for this year's presidential election!

Polly would be a great president, she stands for democracy & freedom, she would also be the first cat president, which would be kinda awesome. Also, she would solve every problem that exists in America, it's kind of a no-brainer decision to vote for her...

This website is VERY unbiased... if you're worried about inaccurate info or fallacious claims, don't be! We provide only the most reliable info about this candidate, Polly would never lie to you!